Bantchester United

Bantchester United aka history fc is a club polluted by shameless fans. They can finish 10th and still chat about winning the treble in 99 💀

Person 1: who do you support

Person 2: bantchester United

by Ermerok August 8, 2023

fried unit

A unit in this case refers to a large individual in particular a male. Fried usually refering to the brain being fried from copping one too many rompers. Combined you get a big cunt who has lost almost all his capabilities to perform the simplest human functions.

Drew: oi Greg this party’s getting out of hand there’s too many fried units here.
Greg: Ye bro and did you see that bloke Baz he’s so fucked up he forgot his name.
Drew: what a fried unit!!

by Fried Unit August 5, 2018

local units

In Halo Wars, the summoning of units towards your point of interest. Also useful for spamming so as to piss off your friends.

"Local Units. Local Units. Local Units. Local Units." "Dude, would you stop doing that already?

by Doctor Quark September 25, 2010

Pritchard Unit

In physics, a single unit Pritchard (1UP) is a measure of either mass, acceleration, electric current, elasticity, potential energy, lack of kinetic energy, explosive potential, carbonation, sublimation, or the degree to which a given object resembles a toaster. As it is such a flexible unit of measure, it has no equivalence, and can only be compared to other quantities of Pritchard units.

The Pritchard units contained in a new toaster approach infinity, especially as it sits still or is thrown off of a cliff.

by Strohgrapher January 14, 2008

hard unit

An extraordinarily tough individual.

Chuck Norris is totally a hard unit.

by butthook June 7, 2007

united nations

See Oxymoron

by Dant3hl33t November 9, 2003

special unit

An intelligent person who is prone to making extremely stupid/idiotic mistakes.

Bob: What is a spoonerism?
Billy: It is when you have an sneurysm while apooning
Bob: Billy, you would be a special unit if you were intelligent.
Billy: But I am smart! My I.Q is -41
Bob: Why are you so stupid?
Billy: My mom is my sister!
Bob: That explains it.
Billy:My family tree has no branches!
Bob:Shut up.
Billy:I am a special unit!
Bob: If you don't shut up, I will kill you in the face.

by a babies goad April 18, 2017