Slut Ton

Similar to a shit ton and a fuck ton, slut ton refers to a slut with a massive load of issues or other quantifiable elements to add to her sluttery.
My ex-wife had a slut ton of cheating habits.
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grip ton

adjective-
an abundant amount of something.



synonym:firm grip
"she eats a grip ton of banana's."
by banana eater ahah lmao April 14, 2009
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2-ton

A very large bowel movement. A large dump. Refers to 2 tons of fecal matter.
We have to wait at the bottom of the lift because our friend is taking a 2-ton
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shit ton

2000 assloads.
I ate shit ton of asparagus last night and now my piss smells.
by Carmack C February 19, 2009
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Shit Ton

1) Weight/Mass: Equal to one metric ass load.
2) Numbers: Equal to a quantity greater than 17.
3) General: More than you have or should ever want to have without substantial health considerations, and possible proactive medical preparation.

Usage Notes: A shit ton is commonly considered to be, at a minimum, two shit loads. In imperical systems, used as "shit tonne."
Get me a shit ton of notebooks from the stockroom, Johnson; we're gonna have ourselves a write-up!
by Ixit February 28, 2009
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Won Ton

Won Ton is a common word used in replace of the word chink.
by Mitchell S. August 26, 2007
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