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Humans

Humans will suck the earth dry, then sob to their various denominational deities when there is no clear water or food.
by handssmelllikerubber December 26, 2010
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human

a stupid, self-centered, and closed-minded race residing on this pitiful mudball and have jaded themselves to only worry about their own planet which is truly no more than a dot in this universe. luckily, they will be wiped out in less than a decade.
me: If you were human, where do you think you'd be?
Rayven" If I were human, I'd have shot myself two seconds after coming out of the womb.
by Aira October 4, 2003
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human

A rare last name mostly found in upstate South Carolina. Most Humans are trailer trash wanna-be musicians. They can be easily be spotted by their long hair and general bad personal hygiene. Whenever spotted, one should move as far away as possible.
Who is that hippy looking fella over there trying to play the bass guitar? Oh thats just a Human, don't pay him any attention, he'll return to his trailer soon enough.
by Paul February 13, 2005
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human

The only species on the planet Earth that is concious of its immortality.
by SearchingTheStars April 11, 2004
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Humanity

A shitty race with no sympathy for anything. They destroy everything with no hesitation
Man humanity sucks ass
by Amelyn January 4, 2018
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Human

Self-absorbed idiots in clothes. It's a miracle they're still alive.
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Human

Ability to make mistakes. Recognizing Oneself as not always beyond imperfection. "Natural" as not always needed to be such as "normal".
Dang it I wasn't that God after all; how Human of Me anyways.. 😊
by Butts because I can. January 19, 2017
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