noodle 500

driving around your block numerous times and not letting your friend in the car.

STOP DOING THE NOODLE 500!!!! We are going to be late to the movie.

by IM KAMPFING ALL OVER May 19, 2009

Big 500

A term for men that aren't willing to say 'I love you' in front of their friends while on the phone with their significant other in order to avoid cat calls and relentless teasing.

Woman on the phone: 'I love you.'
Man on the other end: 'Mmhmm, big 500!'

by nothintodowith February 20, 2010

Rule 500 and 0

What does 500 and 0 make?
*mind blown*

Girl: what?
Boy: rule 500 and 0?
Girl: oh...

by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021

The Pothole 500

The 2010 version of The Daytona 500 that was delayed for over two hours because of a pavemet failure on the track that occured mid-race. The race was eventually resumed after everybody lost interest from watching a road repair crew work on patching a hole on the sport's biggest day.

Dave: Hey, how'd you like The Daytona 500?

Bill: Oh, you mean The Pothole 500? I went home after the second red flag came out!

by notbait February 15, 2010

Big Tony 500

When you jack it from behind while watching NASCAR and drinking a fizzy yellow tall boy of choice.

"Alright so there I was at Talladega, and I gotta tell ya, when they did Dale tribute, I lifted my Busch light tall boy and pulled the ol' Big Tony Five Hundo ( Big Tony 500)."

by Big Tony 420 August 26, 2022

Tindy 500

The act of rapidly swiping right on the dating app. tinder.

Yesterday I was so bored at work that I decided to do the tindy 500 on tinder and ending up matching with a bunch of rancid swampdonkeys.

by Ermdawg55 June 13, 2018

Sonic 500

It's when a bunch of redneck teenagers ride around because there ain't nothing else in this whole town to do beside's go and get kicked outta the movies.

I'm bored..How bout the sonic 500

by Emily Allyn May 29, 2005