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2 kloz 2 duh dirt

This saying is used when someone is stating that they were to close to death for some reason.
Kiayah: hey, babe where have you been why haven’t you been answering my texts or calls?!
Isaac: shi wdp babe I aint respond 2 anythn bkuz I wuz 2 kloz 2 duh dirt n shi i had 2 spend a whole day n duh hospital bein monitored by a workr n shi al night.
Kiayah: oh, okay are you doing and feeling much better now amor??
Isaac: yeu I am babe thankz fo worryin bout me.
by Syk0 Pcz December 26, 2023
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2 + 2

5
2 + 2 is actually 5
by 584940493395874392034839394 December 17, 2024
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2 man/2man/2-man

this is NOT a double date. i repeat, a 2 man is NOT a double date. it is a term usually referring to heterosexual sex culture, but is also used in queer spaces. a 2 man is when two people meet another two people and fuck. could be 2 separate couples, could be a threesome, could be a foursome; but the intention is they fuck. not a date!!
"Ouuu yeah girl bring that toy for our 2 man/2man/2-man tonight; I'll stop by the liqa sto!"
by sariaa June 24, 2025
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Saturday Night, September 7th 2025, between 2:00AM and 2:30PM

They're doing it. When are they doing it?
Hym "Saturday Night, September 7th 2025, between 2:00AM and 2:30PM. There it is. I'm not paying judges to tell me I don't get to sue for this."
by Hym Iam September 7, 2025
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1-2-1-2

Football term in which two players do short passes
the goalie did 1-2-1-2 with the defender and they scored
by Duodoodle December 6, 2022
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