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Shower Squirrel

That heinous matt of hair that collects in the drain of your shower making your tub back up and your stomach hurl.
For best results, sneak up on the shower squirrel and plunge your hand without looking, scoop up the offending hair in your clutched fingers and deposit quickly into the awaiting toilet. Make sure to close the lid immediately. Shower squirrels can be resilient little buggers. Flush. Latex gloves are optional.
by Writer MD September 23, 2009
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shower sheriff

A male that sneaks peeks at other mens genitals in the locker room.
"I busted Allan checking out my unit after practice. He is a shower sheriff!"
by kris irvine February 23, 2008
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shower-wipe

A shower-wipe is when you are taking a shit and realize it's one of those that will use up a whole roll of toliet paper (usually after a heavy shit) so you just jump in the shower spread your cheeks and clean all the ass waste.
Dude I just took the biggest shit and had no tp left so I just shower-wiped.
by Ben Noxul June 27, 2006
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Shower Job

Brad: "My wife gave me the best shower job last night. She is fucking awesome".

Ol' mate: "You lucky bastard"

Maree: "My husband gets into the shower with me and I give him a shower job. He loves it when I lather up the soap and massage his nuts and wank him off".
by Bella Maree July 5, 2010
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shower shark

a dominant homosexual convict man that preys on a weaker man that may or may not be gay in the mens shower of any lock-up situation usually in the penitentiary where he has been confined for any length of time and needs some loving he will find it by forcefully overpowering another man!!!
i gotta watch my back in the showers... yesterday i caught this fool eyeballing me... this shower shark might try to get crazy
i'm taking my shank with me if this fools try to play me i'm not going to have any choice but to take this straight to his neck... homie don't play that
by eighty-six November 4, 2007
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shower goblin

Guys in the gym who hang out in the wet areas of the locker room(showers,saunas,steamrooms,etc,)and cruise other guys for sex. They tend to linger for a long time-not ever really working out-just lurking behind curtains,leering at people, and just being kind of generally creepy.
"that guy is a big shower goblin-he never works out at all!"

We caught a shower goblin today and kicked him out of the gym
by Shane Grogg June 1, 2006
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Shower Effect

While urinating into a lavatory, the main stream is entering as normal, but a shower like spray diverts and causes particulates of urine to land on the toilet seat. This is usually followed by a rapid wiping of the seat with toilet roll, often masked by the flushing of the toilet itself.
Omg I just shower effected all over the seat. I gotta clean up
by Bergmannlovespetersoysoy November 7, 2007
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