Staining Wood

Another word for anal sex. The process of staining your wood consists of a white male penetrating a butthole of his choosing and upon pulling out revealing a shit covered dick. Hence his wood has been stained.
Can be used as "stained wood" "staining my wood" or "wood staining"

"I spent all night staining wood"
"Me and my buddy spent all weekend staining wood with Stacy from accounting"

by Megatron81 July 6, 2014

spleening

the act of fisting to reach the spleen for sexual gradification from the rush of fresh blood cells

i passed out from spleening last night

by hand in fist June 1, 2013

Spawning

Kinky fish sex. When a female fish squirts out a few million eggs, and the male coming along after her gets horny, and sprays the eggs with cum.

When Nemo's daddy saw that sexy clown fish spawning out eggs, he got so horny that cum came out and he didn't even realize it!

by Reverend J. Izzy Commodde October 18, 2010

Splamming

A 14 year old gamer, who gets hate Cause he's a beast. He games like a baller, does commentaries like a boss. He is a chill gamer, loves his subs. Plays with them, he may be annoying, but you gotta love him. Splamming is probably the best youtuber out there, so humble to his fans. Enough said!

Dude after i watched Splamming ('s) video, i had to go wash my hands.

by Splamming Fans September 24, 2011

splarting

when in the act of farting liguid escapes along with the gas, normaly assoiciated with wee bum although can be unexpected and undesired result of "forcing" a fart, follow through damage to underwear a direct result, or "spray painting the toilet bowl" if in the act of wee bumming

He's been splarting and has to change his underwear

by wordology May 1, 2010

Snaining

A snow rain mix.

Is it raining? No. Is it snowing? No... it's snaining

by Pumpwumpkins January 24, 2015

Shaining

- verb: to be written starting with capital "S"

1. to experience a tremendous victory, achievement, or success

2. of, relating to, or characterized by victory

3. a performance or achievement that is marked by success, as by the attainment of honors

I just Shained

That girl is Shaining the competition

Shai is Shaining over class reps everywhere

by afterworkdrinker October 1, 2016