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UEFA Mens Player Of The Year

An award from UEFA for being voted their best player of the year. Normally given from international performances and European performances. Players who DIDN'T play for Europe during the voting period will NOT be nominated, no matter if they played like 2015 Ronaldo or 2012 Messi or 2015 Neymar in the 3rd division of Uruguay.
Erling Haaland wins this years UEFA Mens Player Of The Year, being Messi by about 100 votes!
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023
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Late New Years Kiss

A Late New Years Kiss is when you kiss someone that you would’ve kissed if you were with them on New Years Eve. The kiss must be within 1 week of New Year’s Eve in order to make up for not kissing them on New Years Eve.
Since I wasn’t with you on New Years Eve I’ll give you a late new years kiss to make up for it.
by Endorsedbagel December 31, 2022
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National slap ass year

Go around slapping a girls ass for the whole year
by Edward Johnson October 3, 2019
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New Year's Eve Eve

The day before the day before the new year.
by Obamazing December 30, 2009
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13 Year Old Boys

'13 Year Old Boys' aren't always just 13, the age it ranges from is about 12-16. It is infectious, therefor, be careful of who you surround yourself with.

Listen bands like Avenged Sevenfold, Slipknot, and Hollywood Undead
Most times, they drink Monster Energy Drinks, and save the cans.
They generally wear baggy pants, skull T-Shirts, and DC shoes.
They think they can BMX or skateboard, when usually they can't.
Whenever they go out, they travel with they're friends more than likely.
They often times like girls who wear T-Shirts with dinosaurs and dragons on them, wear lots of fake bracelets, and wear fake glasses.
Frequently, they like their mom better than their dad.
And last, but not least, when they take pictures of themselves, their hair is in the way of their face.
Did you see all those 13 Year Old Boys riding their bikes down the street with their Monster Energy Drinks.
by ItsYourMom July 6, 2011
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"X year old"er

n.
1. A term used to refer to individuals who are "political sheep". (refering to blind followers of a state-of-mind) Particular in their nature, they feel they must degrade youths. The term derives from "X", (a semi-universal marker for a random insert) along with quotes to refer to the irritatingly frequent use of the derogatory statement. The users are usually mindless, and doomed to live lives of the stereotypical fad-follower.

The "X year old"er has usually been through the stereotypical cycle, and therefore refers to it as his or her only tone of knowledge. The individuals not fitting to the term "political sheep" at the said age usually do not result as "X year old"ers. The actions of an "X year old"er are deemed comic when he or she is upstaged by the youth in question. This is a common occurance.

Plural: "X year old"ers
Eg. The publisher of 10 year old,
Over 50% of the online society,
Anyone who degrades this verse of enlightenment with a "thumbs down".

An example of the quote in action is as follows:
"X year old"er: LOLZORT MACHINE! You got pwownined!
Victim: :(
"X year old"er: lolzing little 10 year oldsa go back to mooma.
Victim: I don't have a "mooma"
"X year old"er: lolz noob.
Victim: Are you, in your sheepish ways, at all familiar with the term "X year old"er?
"X year old"er: LOLZ NO BUT UR MOM IS WHEN I DID HER AT THE NURSING HOMEZ!~~!
VIctim: This oral vibration will have to cease immediately, as you are obviously too absorbed in stereotypical culture to make great use of it.
"X year old"er: Omfg lol, I have gun you want me use?
by Yukira Mugen November 5, 2005
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