A country that got big from stealing land and participating in wars that they have nothing to do with. Country that loves to hate, mostly made up of pretentious cunts that are depressed and are 5 seconds away from shooting up a school church, or your local walmart. It Uses A name of a whole continent to describe itself. takes what it wants. love to brag about artists and important figures that are originally not even American. oh and i almost forgot, they also love to practically trap their natives in "Reservation camps" until they kill themselves. horrendous Amalgamation of other countries that maybe could respect others a bit better.
American: Hey, man, The United States of America is the greatest. we have the best army , the best government, and the best actors/Important figures Any other Reasonable Human Being: wait, so you prefer a hegemony that wont work over feeding, housing, and educating your own country for about 1/3 of the budget for the army? By the Best government do you mean a president whose job before the campaign was to be daddy's personal stripper? Or do you mean the fact that a Wyomingites vote is worth more than a californian's? or that your shithole state doesnt matter for the elections and so does your vote? or finally that winning is not determined by popular vote (no, that's too hard) but by points according to the popular vote by state? Your government is great at one thing and one thing only, lying and brainwashing. did he bring your jobs back? no he never will. did he build a wall? no he didn't. By actors and Important figures do you mean Bruce Lee, Guillermo Del Toro, Jackie Chan, Diego Luna, Avicci, Tiesto, 6IX9INE, lil Xan, lil Peep and that's just scratching the surface. also, in the sports that no other country really cares that much about like Basketball and American Football the majority of the players are of the ethnicities that you hate so much, yet you love the sports. just accept that your country is entirely made up of immigrants from all over the world. Being a Patriot in USA should be more like also praising the countries that made it.
by yungboi69 May 28, 2018
Get the United States of Americamug. by big fat sausage October 2, 2006
Get the war unitmug. one of the many "EVA" 's in the series Neon Genesis Evangelion. This EVA Unit 01 is piloted by the main character, Shinji. It has a paint scheme consisting of purple, neon green, some orange, and uh.....purple...This EVA also has a "Berserker Mode" which "activates" when the user is rendered unconcious...or is overtaken by extreme amounts of anger, rage, and bad words.
"Is EVA Unit 01 running?" Dr. Ikari asks. "No Sir, EVA Unit 01 is standing still" replies a scientists. ".....Smartass" says Dr. Ikari.
by ZEEKYboogyDOOG July 28, 2008
Get the EVA Unit 01mug. A great country that is heavily stereotyped, (just like every other country), contains 50 mostly good states, has one of the largest populations, has territories all around the world, and was founded on July 4, 1776 due to the writing of the Declaration of Independence followed by the American Revolution. Urban Dictionary probably isn't the best source to get information about it. For a more in-depth and unbiased opinion, look on Wikipedia
by Lucky_Is_Sucky November 30, 2011
Get the United States of Americamug. A record label created by 50 Cent after the blockbuster success of his debut album "Get Rich or Die Tryin'".
Artists currently signed to G Unit Records:
50 Cent CEO
Lloyd Banks
Tony Yayo
Young Buck
Olivia
Spider Loc
The Game was signed, but was excommunicated on February 28th, 2005 due to be disloyal to the camp.
Artists currently signed to G Unit Records:
50 Cent CEO
Lloyd Banks
Tony Yayo
Young Buck
Olivia
Spider Loc
The Game was signed, but was excommunicated on February 28th, 2005 due to be disloyal to the camp.
by Charlie Roberts March 13, 2005
Get the G Unit Recordsmug. by KGC January 5, 2007
Get the Fun-Unitmug. by Nitron_F117 February 3, 2004
Get the contiguous United Statesmug.