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White trash cooking 

Preparing alternative, disgustingly fattening meals to pizza and McDonald's, when your money is low from having been eating out all the time.

This process involves using idiotic words and phrases - in combination with: a rolling pin, a mallet, a strainer, cheese, a microwave, salt, pepper, and sauce.
White trash cooking example:

"What ma wayf did was:

1)Cullied it on the counter.
2)Mashed it into a trepiditious paste.
3)Fermented it into a milky sauce.

4)Popped it into the microwave and then melted cheese on it until it was nice and gooey.

Then we sprinkled salt and pepper on top of it. After supper, we went out to Dairy Queen."
Related Words

kpop trash 

basically a person who isn't a koreaboo just someone who has a deep and great passion about kpop girl/guy groups and thinks they are trash in general as well.
sarah: "man, i literally been watching 5 hrs of bts on crack videos, im literally kpop trash"
kpop trash by mittens12336 June 9, 2017

Suburban Trash 

The term "trailer trash" is becoming less and less useful to describe most (white) Americans. Most trailer trash have moved out of trailer parks and into suburban communities filled with McMansions, Starbucks, smoke shops, Denny's, and Chinese buffets. They've become suburban trash. While trailer trash know they're trashy and revel in their trashiness, suburban trash rate themselves unjustifiably high in terms of class and sophistication and are thus, extremely obnoxious and deluded.

Some character traits of suburban trash:

The girls/women wear juicy couture and uggs.
They think Red Lobster is a high end restaurant
BMW is their dream car.

They're trying to quit smoking
They drink energy drinks like Red Bull
They're proud of having a degree from a community college
They can name everyone on Jersey Shore.

The women hope to become either a nurse, a real estate agent, or a flight attendant.

The men hope to marry a nurse, a real estate agent, or a flight attendant.

They try to be intellectual by watching the History or Discovery channels, or by reading National Geographic
They try to be sophisticated by drinking White Zinfandel
They complain about trailer trash ruining their neighborhood
Hannah wears clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch and carries a Juicy Couture handbag because she thinks it'll impress the rich guys at the University. Little does she know that they think she looks like a spoiled, low class suburban trash airhead, especially once she starts talking about the latest Jersey Shore episode.

White Trash Paparazzi 

A heard of camera phone wielding people taking pictures of someone or a group of people.
At a bikini contest there was heard of White Trash Paparazzi taking pictures of slutty bikini models with disposable and prepaid picture phones.

Patio Trash 

1. A regular at a coffee house.
2. A person who loiters outside of a coffee house and rarely buys anything.
3. A friend of a coffee house employee who frequents the establishment for free drinks and pastries.
4. Garbage that is left on the tables, chairs, and the ground of a coffee house patio.
You can find her at Coffee Cartel every night with the rest of the patio trash.
Patio Trash by yon sved December 3, 2003

Acid Trash

A term used to explain the fact that the sentence you were starting wasn't going anywhere and you want to end it briefly. Only applicable when you are under the influence of LSD.
Hey this goose feather looks.... ah fuck acid trash.
Acid Trash by 100% Retarded November 2, 2008