toolology 

The study of the intellectual messages that are hidden and open to interpretation from the band tool. Usually psychedelics are involved in finding secret messages and multi-meanings. Exploration of the infinite rabbit hole that one is exposed to through subjugation. A study that no one can really find any one meaning or answer in.

Toolology can be a group exercise but usually one finds meanings only for ones self. Toolology is useful to help send you a message that is circumstantial and critical to where you find yourself in life at that moment in time. For me it helped me stop being bitter at my ex because in a song it quotes "wear the grudge like a crown of negativity, calculate what we will or will not tolerate, desperate to control all and everything, unable to forgive these scarlet letterman" the message was clear to me that my hate for my ex was a prime example of how primitive humans become when their emotions are fucked with and also how unnecessary and unhealthy this state of being is.

toolology by Metro Josh March 1, 2009

Toolnaw

a lightly veiled insult. Typically it is broken into two sections, tool and naw, where tool means a dag and naw refers to a sympathetic gesture towards the dagginess of the person.

Man, he is a such a toolnaw.

Toolnaw by adorable373 April 6, 2010

toologenic 

1. when someone looks like a complete tool in pictures

2. the ability to determine the toolness of a person based on their photos

note: tool level varies by who takes the picture, where the picture is taken, and where the picture can be found.

Did you see his new profile pic?
You mean the shirtless, sideways hat, cell phone picture in the mirror shot?
Yeah. He's so toologenic!

toologenic by Shanda Leier December 8, 2010

O'Toole 

A master of all trades; to be devilishly handsome or ravishingly beautiful. O'Toole's are part time gods. They get what they want. More or less a general bad ass. To O'Toole someone is to give them the greatest pleasure they have ever experienced.

"Wow! So few people can get away with that, you must be an O'Toole."

"I had the greatest night last night, he O'Tooled me to the extreme for over four hours straight!"

O'Toole by Go UCLA January 1, 2008

Toolbag McFuckface

An insult, for when "tool" doesn't quite encompass the issue.

I'd love to go, but Toolbag McFuckface here is blocking the intersection.

Toolbag McFuckface by ivan009 November 27, 2009

sack of tools 

The ultimate tool. There's just no bigger tool than this sack of tools.

What a sack of tools.
Your sack is showing.
Stop being such a sack of tools.
The person most likely to carry a sack of tools is...

sack of tools by polpru March 1, 2010

Pro Tools 

A very stable piece of audio production software. Though stable, it unfortunatly is designed by Digidesign, the biggest bastards in the industry. They require you to use exclusively their hardware in conjuction with the software. When the new version of protools comes out, all the sudden you have to buy new hardware because its not compatible with the new version... even though Digidesign themselfs designed and sold the hardware to you only two years earlier. Their hardware is high quality... and you pay for it. An entry level Protools TDM system costs upwards of 10 grand. Isn't it nice to know that those thousands of dollars of hardware will be useless in two years? Protools doesn't play nicely with other pieces of software. Your computer must be free of all other sofware for Protools to work. If by any chance (which is great) that you will need tech support, Digidesign will be glad to take your $60/hour to tell you that the reason your system doesnt work is because YOU fucked it up, even though its clearly bullshit... Every professional in the industry should stock up on MOTU I/O's and nice mic pre and just use Nuendo. It may be slightly less stable, but it can do more and your hardware will last you many years with multiple versions of software.

I wasted $30 grand two years ago on a system thats now worth 2 grand. I should have spend a quarter of that money on a Nuendo system that still would be useable today... even with the new, more stable version. With the extra money I could have bought a rack of high end Focusrite mic pre's to make extemely prestine recordings.

Pro Tools by Mike April 28, 2004