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circle the drain 

to gradually die (literally or figuratively)
When Dan started telling the girl at the bar that he lived in a barn with 3 sheep, 2 horses, and his parents, his chances of beating it up that night started circling the drain.
circle the drain by Nick D September 25, 2003
Word of the Day on February 12, 2005

the decline 

The greatest song ever by NOFX
I listened to the Decline for the 78,000th time last night!
the decline by killposersericmelvin February 28, 2004

The Droid 

1. n. The end of evolution; the epitome of all that is technologically sound and perfect. A phone created by the Motorola Corporation in the summer of the year of our Lord Two-Thousand and Nine that has effectively ended the ability to invent anything but new "apps", or "applications", for said The Droid. Can do anything, for any reason, at any time.

2. n. (see GOD)

3. adj. Used to describe something that is not only epic, but totally makes the bitches cream their pantaloons.

4. adj. Used to describe any one entity/nonentity that is infantessimally better that the iPhone.

5. v. The act of dominating another person place or thing entirely, on every level of their existence. (also see PWN)
1. Carl: Dude, is that The Droid??

James: Totally bro. I just got it today

Carl's Girlfriend: James, could I possibly suck your dick?

James: Sure. (turns to camera) Thanks, Pussy Magnet App!!

Carl: Noooooooo!!! (cries like a bitch.)

2. (from scripture) And The Droid said, Let there be light: and there was light.

3. Steven: Bro. Did you see that LeBron James cross-court drive?? That shit was The Droid, son!!!

Drew: Yeah...(looks down)

Steven: Bro, did you just cream your pants?? I thought you were a dude!!!

Drew: I haven't always been a dude...

4. Jason: Sex is The Droid

Modias: I don't know, my iPhone is pretty cool...

Jason: Fag.

5. In Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, a major camper was trying to chill out with the Intervention, but x W4rg4mer x totally The Droid that fag with one shot from an AT4-HS.
The Droid by Maybe Rocks April 5, 2010

hit the dab 

A dance move, a movement when one moves both hands to left
Person one "Did he really just hit the dab?" Person two "The hood never rests"
hit the dab by Juicy Jenna March 26, 2016

The Difference Between Goth and Emo 

Goth is when you hate the world.

Emo is when the world hates you.
An example of the difference between Goth and Emo.

Goth: I hate you all! I don't like anybody! I hope you burn in the eternal flames of hell! DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL!!

Emo: I hate myself! Nobody likes me! I feel like I'm burning in the eternal flames of hell! Death to all but My Chemical Romance!

The Donyell Marshall 

The Donyell Marshall is a sex act unparalleled in greatness. The act is performed as follows: A man, preferably NBA legend Donyell Marshall, engages in anal intercourse with a girl (Men, mammals, and certain birds are also accepted) while she sucks on the amputated leg of a midget or dwarf. During all of this, the male receives a rimjob from a purebred German Shepherd.
Dude I was Donyell Marshalling my girlfriend last night and it was all going great when all of a sudden the fuckin midget passed out from heat exhaustion. I wanted to keep going but my girlfriend aint gonna half ass (no pun intended) no Donyell Marshall…she is going big or going home. So I go out to replace the midget but it turns out a midget with an amputated leg isn’t as easy to come by as u would think. So I end up finding a male midget hooker and offer him an extra $4.33 to amputate his right leg. He accepts and we make our way back to our place. Well when we get back it turns out the German Shepherd wasn’t as purebread as we once thought. Turns out the mothafucka was rabid and ran away. So now I have anal rabies and im not gonna continue The Donyell Marshall if I'm not getting any butthole pleasures…who would? So I decapitate both midgets, throw them in a ditch, whammy my girlfriend and get some shut eye instead. Could have been worse right?