on mondayMrs. balicki makes you write down the homework in the shitty agenda.
"Write down the brown write down the brown sit your ass down and write down the brown agenda out agenda open dont you be moping Mondays a fun day"
"THAT WAS EAR RAPE MRS BALICKI"
A foul-smelling odor of unknown origin fungi growth on your anus.
1) Victor cannot mask the oozing smell of his sheets. "What is that horrible smell?" "it's fungus of the bungus Everybody Run"
2) lady playing video poker 1: "what is that horrible smell that just wrecked everybody's air?"
Lady playing video poker 2:" it's Victor, he has fungus of the bunions and doesn't care how bad it smells!
The secret of the universe. All will be understood when the phrase is mentioned.
Sitting around discussing all of life’s problems, someone exclaims “don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water”. Suddenly everyone understands everything. A true ah-ha moment.
1. You don't do something important before preparing the right way.
2. Don't do something dumb without thinking about it.
Guy 1 "Damn, I just cut my hand while sawing."
Guy 2 "Really? How?"
Guy 1"I mean I wasn't really wearing gloves."
Guy 2 "Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees."