Noah is that one sick homeless druggy looking kid who isn't actually homeless. He is a loyal Christian despite being pretty fucking gay and a perverted lolicon. He is a great person to talk to when you need help and is always there for you. He is in a band that is tottaly number 1 in the world. He is very protective and will always be by your side. Noah is pretty cool and great.
by GetRemy'd August 5, 2019
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by Factszzzzzzzz August 8, 2019
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Get the Noah majors mug.A smart and hilarious kid who likes to play sports. He LOVES video games and playing them with his friends. He also doesn't like his siblings.
by DragonShadow99999999 August 27, 2019
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1) A very weird human being (if he's human at all). He is the kind of guy who eats plastic fruit and keeps a raccoon that he found in the driveway eating broken glass as a pet. Noah likes to look at himself in the mirror with women's clothes on... creepy... He also tries to get women by bragging about how many gallons of raw eggs he can down in 20 minutes. He's a demon on the dance floor, though. This man invented the Double-Fidget-Spinner-Hoverboard-Airhorn-360-Noscope-Dabbing-Backflip-Whip. Seriously.
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1) to try to dab while riding your pet dog like a horse.
2) to be an overall terrible human being.
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1) A very weird human being (if he's human at all). He is the kind of guy who eats plastic fruit and keeps a raccoon that he found in the driveway eating broken glass as a pet. Noah likes to look at himself in the mirror with women's clothes on... creepy... He also tries to get women by bragging about how many gallons of raw eggs he can down in 20 minutes. He's a demon on the dance floor, though. This man invented the Double-Fidget-Spinner-Hoverboard-Airhorn-360-Noscope-Dabbing-Backflip-Whip. Seriously.
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1) to try to dab while riding your pet dog like a horse.
2) to be an overall terrible human being.
by PseudonymSid December 27, 2017
Get the Noah mug.that boy didn’t build an ark he BUILT like an ark tho . also, noah gay as hell. he’s big hungry all the time with his cookie monster pants. noah tried too hard to be funny and should chill out because he has a small dick. noah also always wants gas and drank.
guy 1: “bro why is he trying so hard to be funny!?”
guy 2: “idk but he built like an ark too so i bet he’s a noah “
guy 1: “u right”
guy 2: “idk but he built like an ark too so i bet he’s a noah “
guy 1: “u right”
by hunnnn January 9, 2018
Get the Noah mug.The act of completely disappearing from someone's life at a random, unexpected moment in time during a point when you were talking to that someone for a reasonable amount of time.
"How should I get rid of this guy I've been flirting with? I don't want to date him."
"Oh girl, just pull a Noah."
"Oh girl, just pull a Noah."
by lil kleenex October 23, 2017
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