Yogurt pants

Yoga pants when worm by someone obviously too obese to be doing any yoga.

what is that she's wearing?

Yogurt pants dude.

by Chiznicken December 14, 2017

Sad Pants

A term either to describe a person (usually female) or a phenomena in which they attempt with a desperation to fit into a pair of skin tight jeans or booty shorts that don't fit at all. The result is people first noticing then running away screaming in disgust. Also, the said jeans or booty shorts look like they are crying for the person to evacuate their space which is beyond any reasonable capacity. Hence why it is referred to as sad pants.

Jesus H Christ Sad Pants!!!! Do you own a pair of jeans or shorts that have actually lived!?!?!!?!?!?

by O.G. Junior Mint September 18, 2015

pants week

the week when a woman is on her period; also to be used
in lieu of telling someone you are on your period in public

Man: Hey you want to get it on
Woman: No, it's pants week

Girl 1: Hey you should try this dress on it's really cute
Girl 2: I really don't feel like it, it's pants week
Girl 1: Well let go get some chocolate than

by Boo sparks May 28, 2011

pants mouth

referring to to nether regions of a womans anatomy. the "second" set of lips. the lower, and generally much more beautiful set of lips on a woman's body.

man that girl looks super hot in those tight pants, i would love to kiss her pants mouth. or another use for calling someone a pussy, dude! stop being such a pants mouth.

by DB208 July 28, 2012

Naked-Pants

1. An imaginary, yet very real pair of pants that are primarily worn under all other sets off pants.

2. A technicallity of not being naked.

3. The clothing highly favored by furries.

4. Another term for being pantsless.

No, I'm not naked...I'm wearing my Naked-Pants.

by Fobia0012 April 25, 2008

Superman pants

Sarcasm, when someone ask's for the impossible.

Foreman: "I want these two houses plastered within the week"
Me: "Right... but where's the nearest phone box?"
Foreman: "Phone box?"
Me: "Yeah, so I can go and change into my Superman pants"

by Dabz December 9, 2008

pants game

An entertaining game in which you replace one or more words in a sentence or quote with "pants".

See also: pantsify

Original Quote: "I can't help?"
"You'd kinda be in my way." - Kairi and Sora, Kingdom Hearts

Pantsified Quote: "I can't help?"
"You'd kinda be in my pants."

by DClick April 1, 2004