Jacob

A prick with no sense of comedy who thinks everyone else is his servant.

Im not making waffles, you Jacob. Learn to cook you idiot.

by Cheeze, Slayer of Your Mom June 7, 2022

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the most L rizz ive ever seen in my life. too scared to approach females tbh *facepalm*

jacob v has L rizz

by Fross11 July 10, 2022

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To have "THE" in front of your name, it means to have the title of Facebook Famous

If you think getting 20 likes on a status is good, wait to you come aross "THE" Jacob Kennedy's Wall, you will see status' upon status' reaching 100+ likes in several minutes, leaving all of his twelvie followers in sheer awe, also re-uplaods photos for more likes, that sneaky kent,

Girl- "I just kissed THE Jacob Kennedy"

by Matthew Aggar August 26, 2013

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dallas jacob cross

The man all girls want cause he is so drop dead attractive. sex with him is to die for. He is the sweetest man ever!! He is more tha a sex legend and god. He created sex. He is the master at all sexual positions!!

All the girls wish their boyfriend was like my dallas jacob cross!

by Bob Jones838391 November 22, 2013

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the Jacob routine

When you cant help the fact that you fall off of everything with wheels, and your overweight like the rest of america. You also qualify if you have red/orange hair, and not the hair on your head.

Jake: im not fat and even though i have red pubes and over sized man tits.
Josh: but you are, you do the jacob routine everyday.

by your mothers grandfather December 1, 2013

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