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I want to fucking die

Something mentally ill people type into the Google searchbar from time to time because they feel an intense sense of desperation and hopelessness but don't think it's serious enough to tell an actual human being.
Should I call a suicide hotline? Nah, I'll just look up "I want to fucking die" and see if a mass media corporation has any answers for me.
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I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6 

To be judged by 12 is to go to court and to be judged by a 12 man jury, which all court trials have.

To be carried by 6 is to be dead. It is common for 6 people to carry a coffin (3 on each side) to and from the hearse.

In total the phrase "I'd rather be judged by 12, than carried by 6" means that the person would rather kill someone and go to prison than to, themself, be killed and have to be buried.
I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6

The most discraful thing that humans can do. Teacher think it is all fun and take no time but irl I spend 5 hours catching up on it just for my grades to drop. Symptoms may include,Panic attacks, short attenchion span, lack of nolage, pre mature death penalty and or learning how to add 1+2
"Mom can u take me to the deepest well by that has a anvil"

"Why Honey"

"We have I-Ready tomorrow"

"Sure sweetie"

i'm trans btw 

A phrase used in a mocking sense on 4chan, often as a reply to people to discredit their opinions due to them being transgender.

Due the anonymity on the site, every post looks the same, meaning people can imitate each other at will. So someone who might want to make fun of another person would say this as a reply, imitating an edit or additional note by the original poster.
"I think that the Elden Ring game is good."
"I'm trans btw, not sure if that matters." (<-- not the original poster)

i am not the one 

A way of saying "don't f*&%$ with me" if someone is trying to start shit with you in any way shape or form or I will retaliate.
Vonshay was tryin' to be up in my shit, and I'm like, bitch I am NOT the one.

I rest my case 

To say "I rest my case" means therefore that, as far as you are concerned, you've done more than enough to prove your point, and need say no more.
John: "You know your problem, Bill? You're far too quick to descend to insulting people who disagree with you."

: Bill: "Don't be ridiculous! That's the sort of thing only a complete idiot would say."

: John: "I rest my case..."
I rest my case by Will-Xu March 17, 2009