i need a girlfriend
true love will make up for my bills, lack of social life, and i will magically have a personality.
true love will make up for my bills, lack of social life, and i will magically have a personality.
by Benjiinthe2020s March 9, 2025

what all teenage and young adult men ages 14-22 (or so) need to do if they want to avoid embarrassing pda moments.
Not only do our young men need to know what shack up with your girlfriend actually means, but they also need to learn what decorum is and not insult their parents' values.
by Sexydimma January 8, 2017

Boyfriend:Give me your hand🖤lets hold hands with you it’s national hold hands with your girlfriend day
Girl friend:okay💖
*Holds hands💓
Girl friend:okay💖
*Holds hands💓
by Yo mom may December 7, 2019

Boyfriend :*kisses his girlfriend *
Girlfriend:why you do that?
Boyfriend: it is march 8th national kiss your girlfriend day
Girlfriend:why you do that?
Boyfriend: it is march 8th national kiss your girlfriend day
by Devourer_of_balls March 7, 2022

by Peachfish220 February 7, 2017

For all the guys that didn’t post their girlfriend on August 1st, part 2 is coming up! October 11 of every year. Make your lady happy !
I didn’t post her for National Girlfriend day part 1 so ima post her for National Girlfriend Day Part 2.
by 4k tray bitch October 3, 2021

Passive aggressive attacks and you using my vernacular... The world is basically my girlfriend at this point....
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
