COLOSTOMY FELCHING

Felching, but throgh a colostomy

Sarah's husband was not overly fond of colostomy felching her when her bag was full.

by Captain Keeser December 20, 2002

Colostomizing

A terrible, yet funny situation.

Chris: Dude I just sneezed vodka through my nose after I took a pull off the bottle

Kevin: Damn dude, thats Colostomizing!

by Loaded_Chris January 25, 2009

Cool walk

A type of walk that cocky douchebags that think they are cool and hot stuff always do. The movement of the cool walk is almost indescribable and may variate from doucheturd to doucheturd, but it is easily recognizable; if you saw it you would know it.

The key to the cool walk is that they are self-conscious about it. They purposely do it as a way to show how cool they are, but they don't recognize that it makes them look like a douchehole.

Doucheface walking down the hallway, obviously doing a cool walk: Shit dude, did you do that study guide? Shit. Fuck. I need to do it. Fuck.

Kid looking at this scene: I'm embarrassed to just look at this douchefuck.

by NJBoyy January 31, 2009

Cool Patrol

When an awesome event has happened or an awesome site has been seen

Sara- "Dude did you see the comet?!"
Jaimee- " Ya!"
Ben- " No."
Sara and Jaimee- " IT WAS SO COOL PATROL!"

by Professor Mallorey February 26, 2009

Cool that

Alternate way for one to say that he/she likes something.

Cool That!

by NVShair November 15, 2010

rate cool

really fucking cool. totally awesome.

That guy's car is rate cool.

by aceshigh1091 March 29, 2008

To school for cool

To smart to be cool. Recently adopted by nerds/geeks who are comfortable being such. Does not apply to other forms of nerdiness or geekiness ie gaming and glee club.

Stolen and changed from P!nk's "Raise Ur Glass".

Nerd: I hate being uncool.

Geek: We're to school for cool.

Gamer geek: So am I!!

Geek: No, you're an idiot. You too dumb to be as awesome as us.

by 2School4Cool May 14, 2011