Boober Smoober

one who is overly obsessed with boobs therefore is constantly getting smothered by boobs.

yo that pimp is acting like such a boober smoober. "yo pimp, get those titties out of your face"

Boober Smoober by Patrick and Jarret September 26, 2008

Boober Dam 

When you're pressed up against your woman in the shower and the water flow causes a dam of water to form between her breasts

Hey honey look, it's the Boober Dam!

Boober Dam by The Real Shocky March 30, 2015

Booger Blanket

Any type of cloth used as a substitute for a tissue.

I have plenty of tissues around my house but I always seem to use my sleeve as a booger blanket instead.

Booger Blanket by Urban Bird April 19, 2010

booger queen 

An inept female impersonator, easily spotted by her ill fitting outfits, lack of fashion sense, abyssmal makeup, and inability to lip-synch.....similar to "booger drag", a Southern term, this is the "damnyankee" version LOL

OMG, that is one sad booger queen over there, look at her McMakeup and that ratsnest wig!

Ida Ho, a local booger queen couldn't fathom why she didn't win Miss Gay Pocatello, maybe her anime dub lipsynch had something to do with it

booger queen by binydeamon October 24, 2009

booger whoopin

To have sex with a very unattractive female

"Yo Jamal, u see that bitch I picked-up last night. She was fine...."
"Nah mayne i seen her and U was booger whoopin"

booger whoopin by nicktrel February 3, 2012

toot on the booger 

Before going down on a girl you spoon a little cocaine onto her clit. This is called putting a little toot on the booger.

A great way to make a girl really freaky and cum super hard is to put a little toot on the booger.

toot on the booger by Qorn36 July 8, 2010

Booger Rat 

A Booger Rat is a person who is generally good at heart but also tends to have particularly ratchet tendencies, such as getting too spun out on a regular basis, listening to dubstep all day, trolling for party supplies, losing party supplies, and stopping a dope ass song in the middle to hear another dope ass song.

Although wild, the booger rat is harmless by nature and REALLY fun to play with. Booger Rats can be hard to spot in day to day life but in their natural festie environment, they can be spotted tweakin' out with poi sticks and glow toys, sucking on their pinkies, and holding large sticks (that usually glow) which are used practically for raging and keeping the Booger Rat Pack (BRP) together in the dark while also allowing Whompas Cats to find the Booger Rats for some good Booger Rat action for a short period of time.

ATTN: Whompas Cats beware!! The Booger Rat has a tendency to harsh a mellow, kill a vibe, and not let you sleep. DO NOT follow the Booger Rats unless you're ready to tweak out, get trapped, and have too much fun!!! BE READY

"I can't be a Booger Rat tonight, I've got work in the morning."

"I just dosed about 20 minutes ago and I've got some fire ass moon rocks.... Lets go be Booger Rats!!"

"I just want to do Booger Rat things with my Booger Rat friends!"

"No Booger Rats at the house tonight, I'm tryna vibe out."

Booger Rat by AtDub August 17, 2013