person1: yo did you holla at that shawty last night at than joint
person2: oh you mean the bitch that was on the side on her phone the whole time when errbadi else was gettin' they dance on and gettin' they drink on
Person1: oh word? what a fukin' tech-block
person2: oh you mean the bitch that was on the side on her phone the whole time when errbadi else was gettin' they dance on and gettin' they drink on
Person1: oh word? what a fukin' tech-block
by swype May 26, 2011
Get the tech-blockmug. Inability to learn something, particularly due to psychological pressure. Often takes an existential threat to break.
From the first book of Harry Potter, and associated movie, comes this famous example:
Ron Weasley had a learner's block on Wingardium Leviosa, only broken during the toilet scene - he lifted the troll's club and KO'd the ugly thing.
Ron Weasley had a learner's block on Wingardium Leviosa, only broken during the toilet scene - he lifted the troll's club and KO'd the ugly thing.
by krazzyfяeak November 26, 2016
Get the learner's blockmug. When your cute waiter's crotch is blocked from view because they have a smock or apron covering that area.
by ThirstyLittleMoose October 21, 2020
Get the Smock blockedmug. When a basketball player blocks multiple shots throughout the game, resulting in almost a business of blocking shots. Hence, block shop.
Jeff: "Did you see Mike blocking shots left and right last night?"
Jordan: "Yeah, he had a block shop and it was open for business."
Jordan: "Yeah, he had a block shop and it was open for business."
by JR Roberts December 13, 2009
Get the Block Shopmug. this happens when you are trying to talk to a person and another intrusive annoying person keeps getting all up in the business, making the conversation difficult or impossible
Kendra: Hey did you run into Elias again?
Michelle: Yeah, but Rachel kept talk blocking! What is her problem?
Kendra: Oh she talk blocks anyone she sees as a threat. She knows she has to go to extreme measures to keep his attention.
Michelle: Yeah, but Rachel kept talk blocking! What is her problem?
Kendra: Oh she talk blocks anyone she sees as a threat. She knows she has to go to extreme measures to keep his attention.
by moniker1979 June 13, 2014
Get the talk blockingmug. Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.
When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.
by skeptic_here May 16, 2016
Get the toilet blockingmug. This happens when another customer or a store employee leaves their cart in front of the product, or "stock" shelf that you need something from. Some grocery stores "stock block" themselves by setting up a temporary display in front of other items.
It sucks when you're in a rush to get some things from the store on your way home from work, and the aisles are full of people and their giant shopping carts, packed high and full, stock blocking the few things you came to pick up!
by edusk8r January 27, 2010
Get the stock blockingmug.