Definitions by krazzyfяeak

Feature creep 

Feature creep means too many unwanted features that clearly don't fit the original design and/or purpose.

Elari KidPhone 3G is a kids' smartwatch, it already had shitty battery life, but they added a MP3 player! That's some of the wildest feature creep I've ever seen in a firmware update!

Feature creep by krazzyfяeak February 27, 2020

fark 

a hysterical, shrieky distortion of the word fuck.

Fark you!

fark by krazzyfяeak March 18, 2017

learner's block 

Inability to learn something, particularly due to psychological pressure. Often takes an existential threat to break.

From the first book of Harry Potter, and associated movie, comes this famous example:
Ron Weasley had a learner's block on Wingardium Leviosa, only broken during the toilet scene - he lifted the troll's club and KO'd the ugly thing.

learner's block by krazzyfяeak November 26, 2016

fucking hell 

1. A German lager.
2. An expression of extreme shock

*sees a bottle of lager*
Fucking hell indeed, that shit's so expensive!

fucking hell by krazzyfяeak November 11, 2016

Misogynerd 

Misogynistic nerd, often a dropout. They make people of their race/sexuality/... seem misogynistic in general, but are the fecal minority

Chris Kluwe, NFL dropout, is an obnoxious, moronic misogynerd.

Misogynerd by krazzyfяeak November 4, 2015