You need to talk to Jesus

You full of shit; you can tell that dung pudding story to someone else!

You need to talk to Jesus! He might forgive you, but I don't!

by talk2me-JCH2 October 9, 2023

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

The proper way to tell someone they are doing something incorrectly.

Emo: -tries to commit suicide with butter knife-

Person: YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

by Goddess_Freya May 5, 2008

you'r

Ambiguous replacement for both your and you're used to mask the user's ignorance of proper usage.
It can be easily passed off as a typo because depending upon context it can be assumed that either an apostrophe was accidentally added or an "e" was forgotten.
The use of this word allows the user to appear cavalier as opposed to ignorant.

You'r disrespecting the English language by so blatantly misusing 'your' when you clearly mean 'you are.'

by TheGreatCheeseCake June 29, 2011

you bet you

a deliberately annoying, or innocently stupid way of saying "you betcha" (first noticed on The Young And The Restless spoken by Victor Newman)

Hey, turd! Do you want a beer?
You bet you.

by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008

You will die

A stupid ass threat Ganon uses in the Zelda CD-i game to convince Link to join his side or else he will die.

Join me, Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai! Or else, you will die!

by That one guy who eats dinner June 9, 2013

You won't

An expression used to challenge a person to commit an action.

Appropriate responses are as follows:
In agreement to do the action = "Who Won't?"
Not in agreement to do the action = "You right"
Absolutely not in agreement to do the action = "Are you dumb?"
To counter challenge = "YOU won't!"
When used in an overly serious manor "you won't" may be interchangeable with "You will not!"
Warning: Increased use of alcohol can and will cause excessive repetition.

Person 1: "You won't do jam and night." Person 2: "Who won't?! YOU won't!"

by R U Dumb February 4, 2010

you're a rockstar

A statement made following a success that is not measured by what one accomplishes, but by the opposition they have encountered, and the courage with which one has maintained the struggle against the overwhelming odds.

"Baby, you're a rockstar!!"

by somone u used to love... April 10, 2013