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urban myth

A bit of folklore widely beleived to be real but that never actually happened.

Examples:

The Babe Ruth "called shot" at Wrigley Field where he pointed to the centerfield scoreboard and then hit the next pitch there.

Zsa Zsa Gabor was on the Johnny Carson show with a cat on her lap and said 'Johnny, vood you like to pet my poo-see?'
To which he replied 'Sure, move the cat.'

Arnold Palmer's wife was on the Carson show and said that before every tournament, 'I kiss his (golf) balls for good luck,' and Johnny said, 'well I'll bet that makes his putter stand up.'

Richard Gere once went to an emergency room to have a gerbil removed from his ass.

Rod Stewart once had to have his stomach pumped due to swallowing an excessive amount of semen

Keith Richards went to Switzerland to have his blood replaced with new blood as an attempt to kick heroin

Jim Morrison flashed his dick at a concert in Miami

Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a live bat

Wilt Chamberlain fucked over 20,000 women
Most urban myths are bullshit
by Woody Thomas January 2, 2009
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urban mullet

A hair style worn by many African-American men where the hair is braided tight to the scalp and the braids hang down in the back.
Dude, Donovan McNabb is wearing the urban mullet, like Latrell Spreewell.
by Guy that always wears a shirt October 14, 2005
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urban camouflage

The ability to remain indistinct in city crowds. Often involves the wearing of sunglasses and mp3 headphones.
sunglasses urban camouflage mp3
Fred is using urban camouflage. You can't see him, he can't hear you...you don't exist.
by Houndsman May 13, 2005
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Urban Dictionary

The most misleading fucked-up online web source in our History.
by WeridGirl101 July 2, 2016
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Urban Denial

When a word, term or acronym is denied for publication by the editors on the Urban Dictionary Webpage for whatever reason and without explanation.
The word I submitted to the Urban Dictionary webpage is in Urban Denial and will not be included with other words such as "Donkey Punch".
by Chris Ulrickson March 13, 2007
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urban dictionary

Urban dictionary, full of expression, beliefs, rants, and stuff, YET ALMOST NO DEFINITIONS.
by udusers1 April 12, 2011
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urban culture

A culture which appeared not long ago and includes music, street dance, b-boying, beatbox, graffitti, etc.
"Dude, I wish I could be part of the urban culture"
by Artisart August 12, 2015
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