Two Finger Susie

Spreading your woman's vaginal lips apart with one hand and rapidly rubbing two fingers (preferably lubricated) across her clit until orgasm. Can be used in conjuction with a finger(s) inserted in the vagina and/or anus.

Missy came so hard when I gave her a Two Finger Susie with my thumb in her ass, she squirted like a pressure washer and passed out.

by Smilin' Bob August 11, 2008

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Suamico Two Timer

the act of fingering a girl while recieving head in the back seat of a car. a Win/win situation for both participants. Developed in the town of Suamico.

"Dude i heard you gave hannah a wicked Suamico Two Timer last night."

by VDE April 4, 2008

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Smoke Two Joints

1) A really good song by the punk-reggae band Sublime.

2) Literally smoking two joints at the same time or one after the other.

She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two? Well, the other two were female. God only know what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes...reefers.

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night, I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.

by Mikitira September 5, 2008

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two tears in a bucket

shit happens, life goes on... originally a quote from "Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil"

The Lady Chablis ( a transvestite entertainer): "It's like my mother always said: 'Two tears in a bucket, motherf**k it'" in response to a critic...

"but what if your girlfriend catches us shagging in her kitchen?"

"two tears in a bucket baby, fuck it..."

by ktied September 11, 2005

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