slapping the mongoose

violently masturbating. Like how a mongoose breaks a cobras neck by shaking it.

I was slapping the mongoose last night and my dick hurt so much afterwards.

by jimmy dragon slayer 112 May 17, 2018

SlappaFacka

Someone that deserves a good slap on the face.

Izzy your such a slappaFacka

by IAmTheYeeter May 21, 2018

slapping your john

Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.

Hey bro, do you mind me slapping your john?

by Condalisa_rice June 19, 2018

slappyjam

Half tall man in stockholm with erectile dysfunction.

Defined Slappyjam får inte upp den.

by Dr. Prazl June 22, 2018

Slappage

Performing an act so well you slap God in the face.

Synonyms include; fire, litty titty, badass, yeet, and awesome sauce

Damn, I fucked the shit outta that bitch. It was pure slappage.

by Dlister321 June 22, 2018

Slappin’ Legs

A formerly popular Southern euphemism for sex. (verb)

“Everybody knows that those two have been slappin’ legs.” -My Grandmother

by kinkytwinky June 25, 2018

Slappy steak

The act of back handing someone while wearing rubber boots.

Henry's father was so mad, he gave him the good ol slappy steak.

by Steak daddy July 10, 2018