sausage dildo

It is when you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

By Teddles,dandalf,jak-e thompspoon an tobyrone.

Are you using that sausage dildo

by Voldaar July 24, 2016

Water Sausage

Its bog weed but make it childish and fun

"OMG Sean look its a bog weed!"
"Sorry its a what?"
"Water sausage"
"No thats a bog weed you Dozy Sod"

by Zoent November 18, 2020

charred sausage

adj; a black man's penis

Maannn. Anna likes likes them charred sausages!!! She had two last night.

by charmy August 3, 2012

Sausage Slingshot

An act where you find the closest douche-bag on the beach wearing a one piece speedo, catch him off guard, and grab whatever you can get your hands on(speedo wise, you dirty minded fucks) and pull as hard as you can, letting go and turning that mother fucker into a Sausage Slingshot

Person 1: Hey bro, what's with the weird walking?
Person 2: I was at the beach yesterday rocking my speedo, and some little cunt gave me a Sausage Slingshot.
Person 1: Damn dude that sucks

by Heisenbyrge II May 13, 2016

sausage slid

when a friend cok blocks u and then hooks up with the girl
what a dick

wow i just got my shit sausage slid by frank!!!
what a dick!!

by Jeremy Thorson March 13, 2009

Toasted Sausage

This occurs when you put your dick in the toaster, causing it to be toasted.

Guy 1: What happened to Glen?

Guy 2: His girlfriend left him because he has a toasted sausage.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

Sausage Mash

When you take two dicks and mash them into one hole.

Sharon enjoys a good Sausage Mash when her son-in-law and his friends come over.

by TheLt March 15, 2018