Squirrel Man

When Donald Trunk staples a Squirrel to his head for his latest hair do. Squirrel Mange comes to life

The Donald or Squirrel Man is showing off his latest Squirrel Mange hair do to all the voters

by realkiwidude2 November 4, 2020

Feast on my squirrel

when a bitch, or skank tries to grab a man out from under you

Fucking Lisa came in here flirting with him and I was like I know that bitch aint trying to feast on my squirrel

by Ash Bee September 29, 2020

kick the squirrel

Slang for choking the chicken aka masterbating

Dam I’ve got a sudden urge to ‘kick the squirrel’

by Drog65 October 5, 2020

squirrel jones

the true form of god

squirrel jones is my god

by jammypop April 10, 2017

squirreled back

When a drug addict is extremely dosed on methamphetamine (crystal, ice, speed, crank, shit, glass, etc.).

Typically this persons altered perception, and undeniably humorous state of confusion, can be a bit squirrely.

"Dude I'm fuckin hella squirreled back right now, I seriously won't sleep tonight....Fuck Man..... whatever I'll just call outta work, I'll be to fuckin bug eyed to go in and shit.... haha"

by psychogem April 21, 2017

squirreling

The act of inserting both your testicles and your penis into the anus of your sexual partner.

Baby, I like the clawing motion your hands were doing while you were squirreling me last night.

by GlenKoKo October 7, 2017

squirrel disease

Being distracted by something at a moments notice.

Starting a project and something shiny distracts you

I was about to reply to your text but I have squirrel disease

by Dasez September 17, 2017