1. a person, usually an Irish/Native American male, who fucks potatoes on a daily basis because he does not masturbate 2. the person who creates mashed potatoes for the school
3. a person who also enjoys fucking other various edible and nonedible objects such as fajitas and shit
Person: HeyKyle, do you want my potatoes?
Kyle: I LOVE FUCKING POTATOES!!!
Joe: Hey bro hand me the swisher!
Jon: Dude this thing fucking sucks!
Joe: Ah hell go get me a potato!!
Jon: Why?!
Joe: To make a fucking potato pipe!!!