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potato sacks 

Those bags under your eyes after you have been up all night.
I haven't slept in days... I have huge potato sacks..
potato sacks by K-K-K9NORN March 15, 2004

potato fucker 

1. a person, usually an Irish/Native American male, who fucks potatoes on a daily basis because he does not masturbate
2. the person who creates mashed potatoes for the school
3. a person who also enjoys fucking other various edible and nonedible objects such as fajitas and shit
Person: Hey Kyle, do you want my potatoes?
Kyle: I LOVE FUCKING POTATOES!!!

Potato Pipe 

When everything else fails... Grab a potato, a screwdriver, a tooth pick, and some tin foil!!

Cut some holes, and smoke out of it!!
Joe: Hey bro hand me the swisher!
Jon: Dude this thing fucking sucks!
Joe: Ah hell go get me a potato!!
Jon: Why?!
Joe: To make a fucking potato pipe!!!
Potato Pipe by Toothless Joe December 21, 2010

potato theorist 

A small group of people who beleive that many famous literary works from history are entirely based on the authors feelings towards potatos
#potamlet is the way potato theorist say the name "hamlet"
potato theorist by tubbs kalevra December 16, 2014

Potato Lord 

A person who has a stumpy dirty chode, and likes to suck other peoples dicks/chodes and is homosexual.
Joey: Hey who is that?
Dylan: Oh, that's Riley. He's totally a Potato Lord.
Potato Lord by urbanmaster111 July 24, 2013