urbanmaster111's definitions

Greasy Loot

Loot in an MMO game that has been rubbed down with semen and snake oil by Father Cum Sock himself.

Tom: "OH MY GOD I GOT GREASY LOOT!"
*Tom starts stroking his thomas to the sight of the loot drenched in Father Cum Sock's greasy cum sock juice.

by urbanmaster111 October 25, 2013

Pode

A penis with a chode on the tip of it, forming a 'T' shape. If someone has a pode, they are most likely forever alone and will stay a virgin their whole life because it simply can't fit, and if it did it would get stuck.

Dylan: OMG! Look at that guy!
Vitaly: HAHAHA! He has a pode!

by urbanmaster111 September 5, 2013

Potato Lord

A person who has a stumpy dirty chode, and likes to suck other peoples dicks/chodes and is homosexual.

Joey: Hey who is that?
Dylan: Oh, that's Riley. He's totally a Potato Lord.

by urbanmaster111 July 24, 2013