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Guiseley Pool Noodle

When you are doing it doggy style while role-playing in a cockney accent, but then ya bird lowkenuinely shits on your cock. You must then proceed to give her a "shitty facial" before shitting on her as an act of revenge.

If this act is done, the receiver of the shitty facial must piss into the mouth of the giver.
My bird lowkenuinely gave me 6 or 7 Guiseley Pool Noodles last night
by Big Cock Boi UwU December 27, 2025
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dead pool

A "dead pool" of water in a reservoir is the level below which water can no longer flow out through the dam's outlets, meaning it's trapped and unusable for power generation or downstream supply, a critical concern for major US dams like Lake Mead and Lake Powell due to drought and climate change, signifying a severe water crisis.

What % of water is left in the dead pool depends on the reservoir.
A "dead pool" of water in a reservoir is the level below which water can no longer flow out through the dam's outlets
by Modern Women December 27, 2025
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corsica in the pool

the term "Corsica in the pool" is a rephrasing of lyrics originally found in a cali Hip-Hop jam by E40 (or E-40) in which the lead vocals urge listeners to "ghost ride the whip" OR "ghost ride da whip" the whole thing sounds catchy enough to double as the chorus actually. in any case, the original phrasing found in this song was actually eclipsed by the trend it helped popularize (ghost riding da whip). this is of course the act of driving one's car (preferably an escalade) slowly on a strait-away, then jumping out of the vehicle and dancing along-side (or on the hood) to ones favorite song with added browny points for playing E40. accordingly, "Corsica in the Pool" can be most accurately compared to a weird al yankovic song because of it's qualities as a parody. In the "corsica" version, the song promotes the act of placing a chevy corsica in one's back yard pool as a demonstration of one's "balla" status. And as a further step towards said goal, gold rims and other common "gangsta" car accessories might be fitted to the car as a further demonstration of status.

this is an up-and-coming fad that is sure to be seen on MTV cribs within a matter of months.
"x4 corsica in the pool
x8 now...swim
x4 put those spinner rims on
x2 now...gas, brake, dip, dip "
by David Cummings December 12, 2008
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Hope Lynn Poole

a Very Beautiful, very amazing girl, outgoing, wants to keep everyone happy, thinking of other before herself.
Hope Lynn Poole is My Girlfriend/Fiancee/wife. :)
by ossisboy,her lover. December 16, 2010
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toss him in the pool

2 people taking hold of a boy's legs and arms and carrying him to a pool. Then, the 2 people swing him by his arms and legs, and throwing him in the pool.
Toss him in the pool
Okay, let's get him
No!!!! I am not down with this
by Tickle King December 19, 2013
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Jump in the pool together

When you find a gem like no other gem and you let her know it because she's worth keeping forever.
Typical M fearlessly leaped while B cannon-balled as they decided to jump in the pool together.
by Tuurtaaal Lover 92a October 5, 2016
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Drain the Pool

Joe - I gotta drop the kids off
Martha - Don't forget to drain the pool!
by bean, trivia queen June 17, 2017
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