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Daddy Penguin

daddy penguin

the act of love making where a man will stand up and squat over a ladies face generally inserting his genitals ino her mouth, as if he was keeping his baby 'egg' warm. Only then is this man acknowledged as the 'Daddy Pengium'
' You didnt daddy penguin her again last night did you? isnt this going a bit far?'
by blunderbuss October 5, 2012
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The Great Christmas Penguin

The True Christmas hero. He fights for elven rights, against santa the clause, delivers Christmas presents to all the good boys and girls and gives joy to all.
Mother: Johnny, Have you been a good little boy this year?
Johnny: Yes!
Mother: Well then maybe the Great Christmas Penguin will bring you a new Car.
by The Great Christmas Penguin August 26, 2005
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pengaz

1. A person whose sexual orientation is to persons of the same sex.
2. A man whose sexual orientation is to men: an alliance of gays and lesbians.
I had a pengaz affair with Helios
by Fred July 23, 2004
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penguin

Penguins may look cute and cuddly, but they are going to take over the world and the Gnomes are going to help them.
Stock up on the anti penguin guns because they're loose and looking for world domination!
by A Dead Duck And Two Eggs December 12, 2008
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Penguin

Ancient Mountainian insult.
by MT. Emperor God Penguin September 1, 2003
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Penguin

the sound a broken bone makes, when breakage occurs underwater.. slight accent variations occur between immersion in salt and freshwater, with the emphasis being on the "peng" in saline conditions, and a sharp uplift at the end of the word in freshwater.
"hey jeff i think ill jump off this bridge into that river.." !!PENGUIN!! "AAAHHHH MY LEG!!"
by monkeygoosekins July 15, 2003
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