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1: Great greek God, the God of the sun. Helios flies with his great wagon above the sky, draggin the sun behind him.

2: Prime ruler according to the computergame Deus Ex and Deus Ex: Invicible War

3: A very mean, arrogant and hated admin on a danish website.
1: My, Helios sure has blessed us today!

2: I am Helios - merge with me, and we shall be almighthy!

3: Why are you talking to me?
by Minokhoon June 02, 2005
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Commonly used in text messages or social media as a short form for Very Sound Advice.
Mate 1: Hey, I'd be careful risking all that money on one bet. Only risk what you can afford to lose.
Mate 2: Thanks. VSA
by Sexucator February 08, 2021
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The most pretentious phone ever.

In light of its self-importance, it states not to be called a phone.

"Dude, Your phones ringing."
"Its not a phone. Its a HELIO!"
"... Whatever. Answer your phone, your ring is annoying."
by Squee September 04, 2006
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A noob GFX artist who thinks he's the shit.
Helios: lol cream stfu, im proer than every1 here jsut every1 here ego is too big it's not my ego it's ur ego and ur attittudes and jealousy so stfu. and learn how to rate and vote for a sig damn dumb asses.

Crowd: -facepalm-
by Inked+ May 10, 2010
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A phone service for social-networking whores. It has all the crap you usually don't need for a phone, e.g. Myspace Mobile, Instant messaging, web access, mp3 player, camera, etc.
(Helio advertisement)- "Don't call it a phone."

(Puzzled Consumer) - "Well what the hell am I supposed to call it?"
by wtf6969 July 27, 2007
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Another shitty MNVO just waiting to hit the gutter. It claims to be THE carrier for bringing vutting-edge phones from Asia, but so far has only brang in one good phone (the Ocean). The rest are pieces of shit. The only reason it hasn't followed the fate of Amp'D Mobile ESPN Mobile, and Disney Mobile is because SK Telecom (their parent company) keeps dumping money into it in hopes that it'll become profitable one day.


Helio spends $1,300-$1,500 per customer aquisition. It would take 3-4 years of a customer paying their bill on time just to break even. In addition to this, Helio leases all its network space from Sprint, meaning that it makes it even harder for it to make money.

I don't see it being around too much longer. And why the hell would you want a Helio plan when you can get a Sprint SERO plan for MUCH cheaper? Sprint also has a better line-up of phones.
Helio, don't call it a phone. Call it a piece of shit!
by Helio Sucks! April 10, 2008
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A phone company responcible for building and distributing phones.
"Hey, have you seen my Helio?"
"is it a phone?"
"Uhh...I think so.."
by Mike Silverman August 29, 2006
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