monkeygoosekins's definitions

skateboard

a deadly strain of the ebola virus which targets members of the ape family at christmas dinners and other social gatherings where someones dignity is at stake.

we were forced to kill the lot of them, when they drank a bad batch of banana daquiris and caught a dose of skateboard"

by monkeygoosekins July 15, 2003

Penguin

the sound a broken bone makes, when breakage occurs underwater.. slight accent variations occur between immersion in salt and freshwater, with the emphasis being on the "peng" in saline conditions, and a sharp uplift at the end of the word in freshwater.

"hey jeff i think ill jump off this bridge into that river.." !!PENGUIN!! "AAAHHHH MY LEG!!"

by monkeygoosekins July 15, 2003