Yogurt pants

Yoga pants when worm by someone obviously too obese to be doing any yoga.

what is that she's wearing?

Yogurt pants dude.

by Chiznicken December 14, 2017

Muffle Pants

Tight fitting shorts or pants on a woman.

The tight fitting nature of the clothing creates a camel toe.

I can see the lips moving, but can't hear what they are saying

by Rodolphe May 19, 2005

Sad Pants

A term either to describe a person (usually female) or a phenomena in which they attempt with a desperation to fit into a pair of skin tight jeans or booty shorts that don't fit at all. The result is people first noticing then running away screaming in disgust. Also, the said jeans or booty shorts look like they are crying for the person to evacuate their space which is beyond any reasonable capacity. Hence why it is referred to as sad pants.

Jesus H Christ Sad Pants!!!! Do you own a pair of jeans or shorts that have actually lived!?!?!!?!?!?

by O.G. Junior Mint September 18, 2015

Naked-Pants

1. An imaginary, yet very real pair of pants that are primarily worn under all other sets off pants.

2. A technicallity of not being naked.

3. The clothing highly favored by furries.

4. Another term for being pantsless.

No, I'm not naked...I'm wearing my Naked-Pants.

by Fobia0012 April 25, 2008

pants game

An entertaining game in which you replace one or more words in a sentence or quote with "pants".

See also: pantsify

Original Quote: "I can't help?"
"You'd kinda be in my way." - Kairi and Sora, Kingdom Hearts

Pantsified Quote: "I can't help?"
"You'd kinda be in my pants."

by DClick April 1, 2004

Superman pants

Sarcasm, when someone ask's for the impossible.

Foreman: "I want these two houses plastered within the week"
Me: "Right... but where's the nearest phone box?"
Foreman: "Phone box?"
Me: "Yeah, so I can go and change into my Superman pants"

by Dabz December 9, 2008

No pants party

1.) A slang term for sex.

2.) A party or social event where guests are encouraged to not wear pants but instead wear their undergarments.

1.) She invited him to a no pants party at her house.

2.) Brandon sent me an invite to his no pants party next month. Boxers or briefs?

by The girl from the flats September 4, 2014