iron banana

having a penis that has been through some tough wear and tear, such as broken cartilidge, a split urethra, etc.

"Damn, Jeff has an iron banana!"
"Your mom gave me an iron banana last night."

by Iron Banana January 24, 2016

iron bicep

A bicep of a bodybuilder. Very strong, tough, and attractive.

Hey, that guy has the iron bicep.

by ManMan36 July 30, 2016

Ape Iron

Ape Iron is a very overused and versatile term and as such has many definitions:

(a) The salacious sexual act of having an absurdly sharp metal item inserted into any lower orifice

(b)Incredibly hairy junk, when the bush engulfs the penis whilst it is hard as iron

(c) A very hairy flamboyantly gay Canadian iron worker, resembles Cro-Magnum
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(d) also very hairy Rons

(e) A very hardworking hippie that works in the Albertan Oil Sands

Ex: Want to go hunt some fags down at the queer bar?

nah its a bunch of Bears and Apeirons( Ape-Rons)

Ex: I have trouble walking because of my experience with Ape Irons

by HapyCampr August 25, 2018

Un-ironic milk drinker

Someone who drinks milk un-ironically i.e without cookies, cereal, spicy foods, etc.

Guy 1: Whoah, is that dude over there drinking a massive glass of milk?

Guy 2: Well I guess that means he’s an un-ironic milk drinker

by saucyg October 2, 2021

Iron Fist

The style used by Kamogawa when he fought Anderson (Hajime no Ippo) causing your fists to become like iron and leave an imprint on your opponents body when hitting them

Kamogawa: "ATTACK!!!"
Kamogawa: *nails andersons liver with a left bodyblow leaving an imprint*
Audience: "THATS THE IRON FIST STYLE!!!!!!!"

by cirnos left upper ice crystal December 15, 2023

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 26, 2025

Humping iron

Workout where a man is bench pressing a woman sitting on the bar while another is riding him as the two women make out for as long as his arms and dick can last.

Carter was humping iron with Linda and Chloe yesterday for 2 hours!

by Cpl HotPockets July 23, 2024