Reverse Mountain Goat

When a couple has doggy style sex and the man pulls the girl off bed by her hair until she almost falls backwards and then immediately finishes off on her face while she is still recovering from the fall.

Guy: Ahh ahh...I am close ...about to come (yanks her back off the bed)
<thudd>
Girl: Ooouchhhh
Guy: Ohh yeahhhh

Girl: I think I broke my back.
Guy: Shut up bitch and take it!

Guy 1: Dude your girl from last night has a big bruise on her back

Guy 2: Yea, that's because I reverse mountain goated her! At least she got some moisturizer for her face!

by bluemagic04 September 19, 2013

Food mountain

a mountain(s) of food left for a cat when traveling more than three days at a time.

Q:"Are you bringing Chuck to the cat hotel for the holidays while you travel?"

A:"Naw, I am only gone for two days max, so I plan on leaving him a couple of food mountains to hold him over."

by yamothersonion December 12, 2014

heterosexual brokeback mountain

A type of relationship where a man and a woman have a relationship that cannot be realized in a conventional way; this is not an affair where one or both are married or in committed relationships; this might be a much younger man with an older woman for instance.

"This relationship cannot go anywhere, its a heterosexual brokeback mountain."

by Gabriela Hurley April 23, 2008

Brokeback Mountain

1. The Dallas Cowboys. Two of them which are named Tony Romo and Jason Witten.

2. A grossed out, gay ass porno movie that should have been renamed "Cornhole Canyon".

3. Sodomy.

1. Like who gives a shit about some gay ass Brokeback Mountain team from Texas where there is a bunch of steers and queers and some fat ass rednecks who eat up all the food and nee to lose weight. Fuckin pieces of Texas Trailer Park Trash! They are always gonna be second to the Pittsburgh Steelers in Super Bowls and always be the Philadelphia Eagles' bitch!

2. Brokeback Mountain. There were two cowboys that were straight, then went off to Brokeback Mountain until it soon turned into Cornhole Canyon.

3. Peter Griffin: Well, there once were two cowboys all alone out on a trail, and they discovered they could sleep with another male, and they're having gay sex, Cowboy gay sex, Sodomy! C'mon everybody, Sodomy! Sodomy! Sodomy.

by rbermea September 30, 2009

jizz mountain

It is the leaking of jizz(semen) from the asshole of man who usuaully just had anal sex.

Whoa Chad, your making a jizz mountain! The semen I just released in your ass is coming out!

by Bob's porno shop February 9, 2008

new mountain dew

A perfectly looking ass on a woman. May cause sexual arrousal due to its perfection. Similar to that of Jennifer Lopez.

"you check out that new mountain dew on that chick"

"I would tap that new mountain dew any day"

by Cadbury Bossman March 21, 2005

Brokeback-mountain

Someone who fucked himself up while doing something or who got fucked up by someone else.

- Hey dude, what happened to you ?
- Argh, that dude fucked me up last night, Harsh
- haha, you're just a brokeback-mountain guy !! ewwww

by LowiK January 14, 2009