salt the fields

Usage of birth control pills.

Too bad Candy didn't salt the fields, or else she might not have birthed three ugly illegitimate children.

by ComradeAndrew July 20, 2008

FILED

somebody getting you in trouble that could have been dissolved with a simple discussion

Did you hear how they filed for something and their life in now ruined? That was to radical

by The Great boi August 4, 2016

urine fiend

One who has a pee fetish. One who derives erotic pleasure from urinating on other people. One who likes to administer golden showers.

R. Kelly, notorious for having sex with, peeing all over underage girls.

by gramaticon July 23, 2008

boner-fied

Adj.
Unlike boner fide, boner-fied merely refers to a hard-on, stiffy, or ginormous erection (in my case), indirectly stating that something is bigger than it would be without having used this adjective.

Check it out, my wang is totally boner-fied.

The doctor told me I could never eat lollies again. I believed him. He was a boner-fied asshole.

by druzel October 5, 2009

Serpent Night Fiend

A deceptive; person like a snake, that sneeks out at night to go get stoned, but they seem to not have a drug problem.

I think she might be a serpent night fiend because every time I call, after dark, I get the machine.

by Greg June 28, 2004

Crack Fiend

-one who REALLY likes the crack
-a homosexual

Those crack fiends sodomized my cat and stole my car stereo.

by wot R u lookin at?? September 23, 2005

Fieldstoned

Past Tense Verb: The act of going to the Fieldston school, and then getting stoned, one would be Fieldstoned. The plural noun form Fieldstoners, derived from a comedic play on words involving the name of one of the NYC Ivy Leauge "Hill Schools", and narcotics.

Person #1:Man, that guy is so waaaay out of it.
Person #2:Yeah, I heard he goes to Fieldston. Guess he's a stoner.
Person #1:He is so Fieldstoned right now.

by Crashed_6 October 29, 2007