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boner-fied 

Adj.
Unlike boner fide, boner-fied merely refers to a hard-on, stiffy, or ginormous erection (in my case), indirectly stating that something is bigger than it would be without having used this adjective.
Check it out, my wang is totally boner-fied.

The doctor told me I could never eat lollies again. I believed him. He was a boner-fied asshole.
boner-fied by druzel October 5, 2009
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Bomerfied 

Is When You Can't Go a Day Without Staring At Matt Bomer's Face If You Fit This Description Then You're Bomerfied
Anne: I Need To Watch White Collar So I Can Stare Matt's Gorgeous Face

Eva: You Are Seriously Bomerfied
Bomerfied by caffrey's hat October 19, 2012

bonerified

adj. an intensive (and somewhat sexual) form of bona fide; genuine. Compare "bonerific".
He's a bonerified college student now!
bonerified by kadatz May 18, 2010

Boneified 

In the relation of being real or the actual thing.... This doesn's mean the chicken is boneless!
The food was so good, and it was definitely boneified!
Boneified by Weston272 April 4, 2015

bonerfied 

1. (adj) The act of having an erection in public.

2. (n) A public boner.
Andrew was bonerfied while waiting in line at the movies.
bonerfied by LiVo June 5, 2005

Bonerfide 

"Is there anyone less bonerfide than Mother Angelica?"
Bonerfide by creedmoor December 13, 2005

Bonerfied 

My neighbor is so bonerfied, he makes 14 incher's look like crayon's.
Bonerfied by TheManNowDog33 March 15, 2009