February 14

The day where one dumbass called another dumbass a whore, and boom they became friends (eventually something else but shhh)

me: remember when i called you a whore one February 14?
matt: ...
me: you're still a whore

by sssenpai? April 23, 2020

february 35

The day when you get bitches

Yeah I'll fuck you february 35

by Tactical Boneman April 5, 2023

February 7

Send your crush a wholesome meme day.

Boy 1: *send wholesome meme*
Boy 2: aww that's cute
Boy 1: it's February 7th.
Boy 2: oH-

by chocobocko February 7, 2021

February 14

Where you make your dumb boyfriend buy you something or kick him in the balls :)🥰

You: “Hey babe did u get me anything?”

Him: “No whats today again”
You: “February 14 duh valentines day”
Him: “Oh yea no”
You: “Kick him in the balls” 😩

by Youuanddmeetogetherforeveeer February 12, 2021

february 23

the day where you and your bestie try to see who can get their boyfriend more mad at them
whoever wins gets money

hey where’d you get that money?

it’s february 23, I got it from my bestie! i got my boyfriend to break up with me

by heodnabd February 23, 2021

february 23

ask out your ex day

february 23rd: will you go out with me? i’m still in love with you...
ex: no.

by bitch6920 February 23, 2021

February 28

National lose your virginity day… let your bf pop your cherry

Hey babe… its February 28, come fuck me!

by Boiperson1236 October 4, 2021