epic fail

When you cannot fail any harder. A mistake only punishable by a round house kick to the face by Chuck Norris. Also, a series of accidents, or one accident, usually major, producing comedy to an audience around the subject.

Brian Bell: Hey guys! I just got done fapping to some new band no one has hea- OH OWWWWW! where the fucking hell did that basket ball come from!? now i'm bleeding in the face!

Eric: AHAHAAA epic fail dude epic fail!

Chuck Norris: BAHAHAAAA. *roundhouse kicks Brian in the face*

by 13xshadex13 May 2, 2009

failburger

He fails at life which means he is a loser

That man has tried everything but still fails , he fails at life the failburger

by M0rph May 1, 2008

Fail

Another word used commonly by a brether. Inspired by the ubiquitous Mr. Giri.
Denotes complete and utter failure.
Being useless at something.

Giri: You people are capable of writing Supreme Court judgements, but when it comes to BU exams. Fail!

by Brether Abey July 1, 2008

failame

Is used to definite a situation that is not only a failure but is also lame as well. It is a combination between "fail" and "lame."

Our project was so failame!

by FadingRadiance February 4, 2009

Fail-Alt

When someone creates a false alt and can't go 5 minutes without being discovered who they really are. These may be because they: Blow compliments up their own ass on the other account, attempt to contact people who have blocked them and tell them how much better their other account is, and reply to comments on either account with the same personality (Ex: Angry, Sad, Happy, over all Retarded). You can also tell who the Fail-Alteers are by how their spelling is; for instance "i luv cats.they are awwesome!" And you'd have to be a fool not to recognize spelling errors like that. Of course, people who do this are in general 7-year-old idiot-boys or completely inexperienced man-children!

One day RedFoxProductions10 made a fail-alt account called Cowboyluver, and told AstroOmlett22 "RedFoxProductions10 is way better anim8or than you! You suck you stoopid dummy head fag!" Then AstroOmlett22 tried replying back to this message, but instead was encountered with a box that said "Haha! I blocked you! How dou like it, stoopid dummy?!" and Cowboyluver's comments box was full of messages telling himself how clever he was. Then AstroOmlett22 posted the predicament to failblog and RedFoxProductions10 was never to be heard of again! ^^

by Majetic March 10, 2011

e-fail

1) Failing an online course, most commonly used for extremely easy online courses.
2) When an e-mail is not sent for whatever error (user, hardware, software).
3) A failed pickup attempt online with a chatroom companion; rejection

1) "Damn, I cannot believe that my online basket weaving course turned out to be an e-fail. Now I'll never graduate."
2) A: Did you get my e-mail? It was very important.
B: No.
A: Crap. The TPS reports are going to be late because of a stupid e-fail.
3)A: you wanna cyber
B: No.
A: Well that was a total e-fail.

by Induhvidyooul January 19, 2007

Dynamic Fail

When A Person Is Failed by being unexpectedly being kicked in the face or hit by something whale doing an important task.

Kara: Hay man whats up?
Yoshi: Yeah hold on, im about to get this really hot girls number
Kara: WTF? *walks out of view*
Yoshi: So, baby wha... *is hit by brick*
Unknown voice: DYNAMIC FAIL!

by Minamoto Yoshitsune February 5, 2010