walking around like he's got a big dick

carrying oneself in a manner of un-earned swagger, walking around like a dousch

Look at him flexing while he walks
Yeah he's walking around like he's got a big dick or something

walking around like he's got a big dick by Ethan Boyle April 22, 2009

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Smurf Riding Tickle Dick

1. When one is prior to blowing his load, the partner will will "tickle" his dick blue.

2. When a smurf rides a four legged animal while he is in the process of tickling his dick.

3. Yet another insult.

Gerard moaned in great pleasure as Sally got off of him and started to tickle his dick.

Papa smurf hadn't ridden a horsie before, the tremendous feeling of his deep blue balls bouncing up and down on the horse gave him the feeling to tickle his dick.

"Cameron you Smurf Riding Tickle Dick stop being such a Smurf Riding Tickle Dick and do your fucking homework!!"

Smurf Riding Tickle Dick by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

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Dick Hunter

A girl who is neither a slut or whore, but just wants dick, all the time.

Sammy is such a fucking dick hunter, she is always looking to get some.

Dick Hunter by David Sands October 18, 2008

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All hands on dick

The corporate equivalent of the naval expression "all hands on deck" where everyone is called to help remedy an emergency situation, but in the corporate world most people can't really help so the best they can do is put their hands on their dick.

When BP realized the magnitude of the oil spill, the CEO called for all hands on dick.

All hands on dick by It takes balls to go by "Dick" July 7, 2010