Dick bump 

A thrusting of the pelvic area towards another person to demonstrate affection.
Origin: the Destructoid Justin.tv community.

"Here's a dick bump for you all" - Jon Carnage, Justin.tv live stream.

Dick bump by Apoztle13 February 27, 2011

dick magnet 

The opposite of a chick magnet.

Used to refer to anything or anyone who easily attracts guys. Also used with straight guys who easily attract gay guys (My personal favorite).

"I've only been to a gay bar once"
"Oh yeah? I bet you were a real dick magnet"

dick magnet by Rachel Smith June 28, 2007

Dick Figures 

A flash cartoon on YouTube created by Ed Skudder and Zack Keller. The distributor is Mondo Media, the creator of Happy Tree Friends. The series is about two stick figures named Red and Blue.

Did you see the new Dick Figures episode? It was hilarious!

Dick Figures by LizzieBabes419 April 4, 2011

Dick cheese 

Stuff in your dick that you get when you don't wash it

If you have it then you may experience permanent virginity

Person 1: ewww he has dick cheese, he's never getting laid

Dick cheese by Codsod January 2, 2019

Dick Tetris 

When you first wake up with morning wood and need some effort to get comfortable in your jeans.

Dude: I've been playing way more dick tetris than usual lately.

Dick Tetris by Whe;an June 10, 2009

Dick Vegan 

Literally just lesbians and straight guys. People who don’t consume dick or anything that is produced by a dick, whether it be cum, piss or blood. There is no exception! You can’t cut any corners, once someone does they can no longer be considered or consider themselves as a dick vegan.

Stephanie: Jack, do you want to have a three way?

Jack: Only if they’re two girls because I’m a dick vegan.

Stephanie: Fine!

Dick Vegan by 5wampDaddy September 29, 2018

dick creep 

When you start to get wood and your dick slowly creeps down between your leg and your pants

I was giving this presentation and I could see my partner's panties; I totally had dick creep.

dick creep by suck on dees little chinese nu March 29, 2010