post party depression

waking up after a party; wondering why you have a sharpie mustache, wondering where your left shoe is, why theres a bowling ball in the yard, how trashed your house is, why theres a black man laying ontop of you, and have a horrible hangover.

person1: yo, i'm suffering from a serious case of post party depression.
person2: your house is so trashed its going to take like a week to clean it all.

post party depression by marie&carrie July 2, 2008

Vagina depression 

When a vagina hasn't been used in a very long time, it turns a greyish-purple color, shrivels up and tends to fall off if not treated with at least ten cans of bounce dat ass immediately.

girl: "Oh my god, I have vagina depression!"

guy: "Hurry, I have ten cans of bounce dat ass on me.

girl: "Really, where?

guy: "On the south pole!"

Vagina depression by LoL muffin man January 1, 2010

Seasonal depression 

When winter finally ends and you realize on the first sunny warm day how sad you were in the colder weather and how great the warm weather makes your mood feel.

So glad I can wear shorts again, my seasonal depression is lifted

Seasonal depression by Writergz June 3, 2018

Post-Departure Depression 

Condition experienced when an individual becomes slightly depressed and generally stagnant as a result of a recent departure from visiting friends in another geographical location.

"I had a great time this weekend, but after leaving behind the fun of the orgies, binge drinking, and non-stop hot-tubbing, I find myself in a state of Post-Departure Depression. FML"

Post-Departure Depression by theGentleman February 24, 2009

internet depression 

When you feel depressed over something that happens on the Internet, such as all your friends being banned from your favorite forum because you happened to share the same e-mail account or when you and your RP accounts get banned from Skype.

A: Did you hear about Kyle? Boy, did he suffer from internet depression.
B: What happened?
A: He got banned from Skype for RPing. Apparently, because he was RPing, people thought he was schizo since they actually thought he believed he was his own fictional characters.
B: Sweet baby Jesus. That's the worst thing that could happen to somebody.
A: I know, right?

internet depression by Thatguywith2020vision June 28, 2011

Guy depression 

An immense feeling of depression that guys get, usually caused by breaking up with their girlfriends. Can only be cured with strippers.

John: Joe broke up with Jane and now he has guy depression.

Jack: HE NEEDS STRIPPERS!!!

Guy depression by Zoritos January 23, 2012

Postscholastic Depression 

The symptom that happens when you finish college and you don’t know what is happening in your life and whether you are getting a job or staying unemployed.

I am finishing my Associate degree in It Computer Support at LTC and I don't know if I am going to find a job I think I am suffering from Postscholastic Depression.

Postscholastic Depression by Bob Denver LTC September 26, 2012