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Cervelt Cruster

When you take one of your dad’s highly expensive and exceptionally comfortable Cervelt dress socks and use it for your crusty old wank sock stored under your bed.
Honey where’s the mate to my new Cervelt socks? These were $1,500. Check under our son’s bed. If he’s doing a Cervelt cruster I’m going to beat his ass.
by Dick Onchin September 28, 2020
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A Pie Crust

Someone that is fun to hang out with but always is flaking when you are trying to hang out. It is often someone that is short.
Damn Madi is such a pie crust, she said she had to take a bath and take a nap instead of hanging out.
by Party Wolf February 6, 2019
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Demon's Crust

What's left over after a demon orgy covers an entire room in bodily fluids.

Most specifically the layer of these fluids that dry up and cause most cloth to become brittle and stiff, on skin it's a semitransparent glaze.
Demon1: "Dude, what happened last night? I'm covered in something crunchy..."
Demon2: "HAH! Looks like you've got a full body coat of Demon's Crust."
by Shishitron1000 October 14, 2021
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crasty

"Damn, that girl is fucken crasty!"
"Britany Mago is crasty!"
by Polish Martin May 13, 2005
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chrusty

a person who wants people to think they are straight, but is just days away from coming out of the closet
Chris is a chrusty.
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crust molester

One who makes pizza.
by crustmolester4ever February 14, 2010
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Crusticle

noun; A wad, cone, or mass of crust.
After leaving your socks on for long periods of time, crusticles begin to form between your toes.
by LolPhayul May 29, 2011
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