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crap tits

1. one that has crappy tits.

2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.

3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
1. look at the crap tits on that chick!

2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.

3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
by hangus77 March 31, 2009
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caprice

caprice is such a bad bitch
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strange crap

1. web sire of champions - starring Capt'n Unicorn!
2. odd, stupid or silly
3. funny in a retarded way
Capt'n Unicorn gives the best advice on strange crap and stuff and junk and things.
by Bud E Love May 7, 2003
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Hoky crap

interj. of surprise , anger, and sarcasm. euphemistic of holy crap
Girl 1- got a tattoo for real!
Girl 2- Hoky crap! prolly other chicks are jelly.
by quietadove July 14, 2010
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gooply goppy crap

That weird stuff that grows inbetween the tiles of the bathroom floor and if unchecked it will turn into a giant nose monkey and eat us all!!!!!!
Hey man I got tons of gooply goppy crap in my house and it turned into a monkey and bit off my liver munchies
by Gooogy mcfuzz March 29, 2009
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crip double slip crap

1. The act of slipping on a handicapped person's colostomy bag thus causing one to fall directly onto there anus, much like slipping on a banana peel in a cartoon.
Person 1: Hey did you see the new special olympics event?
Person 2: Do you mean demolition derby?
Person 1: Yeah. In the Russia vs. Ireland game, there was some sort of mishap and the ref crip double slip crap -ed.
Person 2: Words - nasty.
by Jew Nathan Coatez September 14, 2010
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I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole
I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole
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