Coffee

N. Marijuana, weed, reefer, etc. Just another slang word for the best medicine in the world.

Devin woke up to the sweet smell of coffee which brought a big smile to his face.

by Fishman the Great July 3, 2007

Coffee Potting

The act of tea bagging another's face with only one testicle

The men went coffee potting girls last night.

by Homeboy J-Fury October 20, 2010

Turkish Coffee

A slang term describing the process in which 1) a male shits on his partner's face, 2) rubs his butt and nether parts in said partner's face, and finally 3)coaxes the partner into sucking his balls, now covered in his own fecal matter.

My boyfriend makes the best cup of Turkish Coffee--strong and aromatic, just like I like it!

This Turkish Coffee is so thick, I could choke on it.

by Stymey Wilkerson May 17, 2006

coffee happy

This word has various meanings. 1) someone working overtime (see Nervous Nigel). 2) a state where someone has drank a wee too much coffee. 3) in certain circles, another way of saying gumf. 4) a phrase volvo_man made up because a bloody spider crawled up and over his computer screen a few times at super speed. Yeah, you shut up.

Badlino: "must work...must drink...COFFEE."
Groot: "Hey man, i think it's time to lay off the caffine. you've gone coffee happy, man."

by Volvo_Man January 6, 2004

Coffeemaker

A person who drinks alot of coffee in the morning and goes to the bathroom to have their Pee smell like coffee.

I just finished a pot of coffee. I better go to the bathroom and plug-in the Coffeemaker.

by salmonking May 9, 2013

bi-coffeeual

1. A person that usually drink plain coffee flavored coffee out of the coffee pot at work, however likes to have a Starbuck's coffee every so often.

2. A person that like both coffee flavored coffee, and flavored coffee.

Joe: James, what are you drinking? I thought only drank the coffee we have here at work.

James: Hey dude, I like to have a Tall Mocha half decaf some mornings. I can drink what I wnat.

Joe: There is nothing wrong with being a bi-coffeeual.

by Joe Crowder January 4, 2008

White Coffee

When you jizz in to some ones coffee then not tell them until they have drank it

Jack - here's a coffee Jodie

Jodie - Thank you
5 minutes later......
John - You know that was a white coffee
Jodie - You dirty pig fuck you

by Onhhh March 1, 2017