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Colonel Doctor

The act of in which you are a Colonel of something, that may or may not be involved with the BullMoose Club, and you receive your PhD after the fact.Can also be spelled: Col. Doctor, Col. Dr., Colonel Dr., Kernel Dr., Kernel Doctor, Cornhole Dr.
There is only one Colonel Doctor, his name is Col. Doctor.
by Dan Jewell March 15, 2005
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Colonel

Skinny, usually blonde fellow, with extremely large hair. Can usually be found listening to hardcore punk music. They normally hate everything.
by Jam February 11, 2004
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Colonel's buttery spread

To soak a dude's legs and thighs with jazum as a condiment to flavour the flesh.
Chad doused Parker's white quivering thighs with a thick aromatic layer of Colonel's buttery spread.
by Erric Todd January 20, 2009
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Colonized

To have your rectum voraciously penetrated; brutal anal sex.
"Damn it Chelsea, you know how I feel about you going out like that," said Chealsea's father.
"But Dad!--"

Later that night Chelsea was colonized by Bryce, Chelsea's crush since middle school
by Colonized March 8, 2017
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colonizer

Whites finally get the racial slur equivalent to the blacks' nigger and Jews' kike.

Also known as strong racial epithets, nigger, kike, and colonizer are the equivalents to fuck, shit, and cunt.

Words like chink, spic, and cracker are more like the equivalent to damn, hell, and ass.

Mong and other not so derogatory racial slang are more like the equivalent to crap, frickin, butt, or screw
Whites are colonizers, Blacks are niggers.
by dangnuggets January 15, 2019
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ColonelKlink

1. Supreme Nerd GOD of ARFCOM.
2. deity
All hail the mighty ColonelKlink.
by Almighty Klink March 30, 2005
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Colten Harris

The best damn thing that ever happened to this whole world besides Barack Obama.
Dude this ice cream is so colten harris!
by Crackerjack2012 July 29, 2009
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