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Chris Wallace 

Fox News talking head most famous for ignorantly trying an ambush on former President Bill Clinton. Clinton was to be interviewed about his charity work when Wallace jumped right in accusing Clinton of not doing anything to fight terrorist during his time office. He was severely bitch slapped by Clinton. Clinton called him out for the "conservative hitjob" and throwing softballs questions to those in Bush administration while not asking them what they did pre-9/11.
Clinton opened a can of whoopass on Chris Wallace for trying to blindside him. I heard Wallace still has nightmares of having his ass handed to him. I bet it's on YouTube.

Chris Breezy 

Nickname for a guy who beat the shit out of a woman.
I woke up Chris Breezy
Chris Breezy by DickBoy010 February 18, 2021

Chris Davies

a person with a psychopathic personality whose behavior is antisocial, often criminal, and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility or social conscience.
Chris Davies by shehazes420 October 12, 2014

Chris Meloni 

A really sexy guy with blue eyes that plays Elliot Stabler on Law and Order SVU...
Me: Holly fuck Chris Meloni is sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Random person: I KNOW RIGHT?

Chris Harrison

One hairy motherfucker!
also see: Wookie
"Dude, look at my ball fro, its huge!"
"What are you growing?"
"A Chris Harrison."
Chris Harrison by SilfHunter August 12, 2009

Chris Pratt 

Chris Pratt: Itsa me, mario ,and my pronouns are he/him
Chris Pratt by ShuBox_ October 2, 2021