Colton Shelton

Colton Shelten is the most beautiful man you will meet.
He is such a pretty boy and he will make you feel like every love you've had in the past was nothing, compared to the love you feel with him.

Colton Shelton is such a pretty boy.

by Hawkvin:) September 13, 2022

Colton

Retard

Bro stop being such a Colton

by Seismic4444444444 September 13, 2022

Colton

A man with lushes lettuce, party animal, and a grill master. Colton’s are usually the life of the party and like loud 60s country. They are fueled by alcohol. The more drinks they consume, the better their dancing gets. Although, even a Colton has his breaking point. His kryptonite is odd or even. After drinking too much he turns into a crazed sex machine and has only one thing in his mind.

Who’s that running the odd even table? Must be a Colton.

by Saucetrain September 15, 2022

Cotton Candy Sunset

Receiving a blowjob while laying on beach with your toes buried in the sand.

“Remember that time Dan was getting a cotton candy sunset while his ribeye was cooking over open flame…?”

“May I please have a cotton candy sunset?”

“Do you think while kids are swimming in the ocean I can get a quick cotton candy sunset?”

by Danny Kneecaps September 16, 2022

Colton

BIG DICK SWINGIN'. knows how to break your back, make your legs shake and give you the best dicking of your entire life

Colton will rock my shit

by Glizzy baller September 25, 2022

coptoberfest

A large group of law enforcement officers drinking too much alcohol, eating to many salty meats and enjoying life without shit bags, low life piles of shit or any other distraction from regular life

Coptoberfest is October 11th for the life of Christopher Marcello #460

by Coptoberfest September 29, 2022

Coitoloibus

When you mistake a sexual conversation for a conversation about a corkscrew penis.

“Me and my girl we’re flirting then she said something about ducks fucking” “ Woah dude that’s some hard coitoloibus right there”

by anonymous October 1, 2022